What you say about his company is what you say about society

Sung to the tune of 'Sandra Dee' from Grease:

Look at me, I'm Geddy Lee

With striped socks way up my knee

Shorts in the crack, but I'm really quite stacked

It's me, in the Seventies!

New school, for me ,with diversity

Where brown and black mix with whitey

What do I do, but find a preppy Jew?

It's me in the Seventies, hee-hee!

I like Journey, and gum

I think math is so dumb

and I sing at the top of my lungs

I have rules that I like to posit

Like No kissing with tongues

Until after three minutes in the closet!

Soon, I'll be caught,

in punk rock and pot

With my parents,

epic battles will be fought

But can't you see

For now I'm so Hap-hap-happy

It's me in the Seventies!