Aflockalypse Now

If I get killed by a dead bird plummeting from the Arkansas heavens in the dead of night, suspect fowl play.

Get it?

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5i8q2JVlmPaCK7bKZcBbUQhmwwieg?docId=CNG.e83fdace708a2d6c4a7b95b21e5ed3a6.3a1

P.S. They say it is fireworks that caused the birds to suddenly take flight in the dead of night. I wonder when birds learned to expect the 4th of July. Can someone say "government-chupacabra-area 51-like-hell-they-walked-on-the-moon-it-wasn't-Oswald-alien-Hussein-Obama-there-is-no-global-warming-conspiracy time?"